please spare me the clichéd "heres to you, heres to me, ....."
2007-10-27 08:21:10 · 13 answers · asked by dpend 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
May you all be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows your dead.
Edit.
Hey Steam it's spelt..........Champagne!
2007-10-27 08:25:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper? If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
2016-04-10 21:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Favorite:
"You May Not Get What You Want,
You May Not Get What You Need,
Just Hope The H*** You Don't
Get What You Deserve! CHEERS!"
2007-10-27 10:28:58 · answer #3 · answered by carolynmphs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's an old traditional one
May the wind always be at your back
May luck always be at your side
And may ye be half an hour in Heaven
Before the devil knows yours dead
2007-10-27 08:27:14 · answer #4 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it depends on who are you toasting to, if it is your boss, say , thank you, for your honet relations with me, You son of a bit, Or if it is a wedding, and your toasting a groom , say heres to the groom, Where is the shot gun? or the bride heres to the bride wheres the shot gun??? Lol
2007-10-27 08:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by trudycaulfield 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May you:
Work like you don't need the money
Love like you've never been hurt
Dance like no one is watching
**** like your being filmed
and Drink like a true Irishman.
2007-10-30 07:53:42 · answer #6 · answered by Gary M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's to being single, seeing double, sleeping triple!
2007-10-27 17:46:52 · answer #7 · answered by C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Up to the lips, over the gums, look out stomach, HERE IT COMES.
2007-10-27 08:27:46 · answer #8 · answered by ildonkle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"it's easy to grin, when your ship has come in, and you've got the Stock Market beat,.....but the man who's worth whiled, is the man who can smile,.....when his shorts are to tight for his seat",.....
2007-10-27 09:58:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's to health, fitness and tone......
I've drank to health so many times,
I've ruined my own!
2007-10-27 08:41:00 · answer #10 · answered by mike h 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋