I am a data analyst who carries an assisted opening kershaw that I use for opening chip bags and squirrels. I bought a few 5.11 shirts and pants today yet I haven't been to a practical competition in over a month and half. I own 20 30 round ar-15 mags and enough ammo to start a small war. I do go shooting about once a week but it seems like a spend more time posting comments here. The only thing I can think that redeems me is I haven't bought a huge fanny pack or a 5.11 shoot me first vest.
2007-10-27 08:13:47 · 8 answers · asked by uncle frosty 4 in Sports ➔ Outdoor Recreation ➔ Hunting
I realized too late I mispelled navel. I was hoping no one noticed.
2007-10-27 11:36:24 · update #1
Come on...fess up. What's your ARFCOM screenname?
Why don't you try a poll on there and see what the hive mind has to say about this? I have an overpowering feeling that you are indeed a mall ninja.
2007-10-27 13:36:28 · answer #1 · answered by masfonos999 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you will have to have THE VEST....all adjusted for a snug fit and loaded with gear, ready to go, hanging in the closet.
Do you have a pair of Bates duty boots yet?
Goggles?
The magazines and ammo I have too ( probably more than you as I have multiple platforms ).....but you don't have those mags LOADED, do you? That may be mall ninja, to actually have them loaded 'just in case'.......
And the hanging out here more than going shooting, I'm working on that.....
2007-10-27 08:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by DJ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pocket knives do not make you a mall ninja. Rifles usually don't either. It takes carrying a handgun.
"Shoot me first vest" HAHAHA. That is absolutely hilarious. I've always thought of those dang things like that but never actually worded it.
2007-10-27 08:37:13 · answer #3 · answered by agave_1986 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No. If you were a mall ninja, you would have skills that would allow you to survive in any mall situation. Furthermore, ninjas do not carry or use guns. They do not need guns. A mall ninja needs no weapon but a credit card, which he or she wields in the stance of the 'Hair Flipping' school.
2007-10-27 08:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by Shima42 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
You'll need a full ghille suit and a night vision scope on your rifle to qualify.
2007-10-27 08:53:59 · answer #5 · answered by boker_magnum 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Naaaavallllll.
Bellybuttons rule.
2007-10-27 11:23:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not think so...you would need at least 4 thirty round (7.6mm, not the old .223) banana clips to qualify.
You need to also do a pretty good imitation of "The Govenator". (Awnold)
2007-10-27 08:26:20 · answer #7 · answered by Albireo 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
From your question I can't determine whether you are bragging or complaining.* I guess both*..
2007-10-27 12:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by dca2003311@yahoo.com 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋