NASA planned a mission that involved three astronauts spending two years in space. Because of the extended duration, each was allowed to take 200 pounds of baggage, with no restrictions.
The first astronaut decided to take along his wife, the second decided to take along books to learn how to speak German, while the third astronaut, who was a blonde, decided to take along cigarettes.
Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home.
First came the first astronaut and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms.
Next, out came the second astronaut speaking fluent German.
They both gave their speeches and got a rousing applause.
Suddenly out came the third astronaut, who was a blonde, with a cigarette in her mouth.
She walked up to the podium and snarled to the crowd and asked, "Anyone got a light?"
2007-10-27 06:33:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one thanks
2007-10-27 06:59:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that is a funny one, made me laugh! ♥ Two blondes are sitting on the porch.. One blonde ask the other what one do you think is closer Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says Florida... The second blond rolls her eyes, turns, and replies, "Hellooooooooo, can you see Florida from here?" =)
2016-04-10 21:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahhaahh! Good:D
2007-10-27 06:43:43 · answer #3 · answered by patrickngo@sbcglobal.net 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mildly funny.
2007-10-27 06:36:57 · answer #4 · answered by dpepperdrinker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, aint that just like a blonde, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-27 11:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-27 06:52:35 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well funny, nice one.
2007-10-27 06:51:59 · answer #7 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-10-27 07:40:33 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, poor blonds! ...and yet every girl secretely dreams to be the one!
PS: ...and every man have one....
2007-10-27 06:38:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious hun, pmsl
starred
2007-10-27 09:55:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg
2007-10-27 20:59:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋