A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So, she thought to herself "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me." She went over to the machine and put her nickel in, and out came a card that said, "You're a nun you weigh 128 lbs and you are going to Chicago."
She sat back down and thought about it. She told herself it probably tells the same thing to everyone, but decided to try it again. She went back to the machine and put her nickel in. Out came a card that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 lbs., you're going to Chicago, and you're going to play a fiddle." The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong, I have never played a musical instrument a day in my life." She sat back down. From out of nowhere, a cowboy came over and set his fiddle case down next to her. The nun picked up the fiddle and just started playing beautiful music.
Startled, she looked back at the machine and said, "This is incredible. I've got to try it again." Back to the machine. In goes her nickel, out comes the card which said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to Chicago and you're going to break wind." Now, the nun knows the machine is wrong; "I've never broke wind in public a day in my life!" Well, she tripped, fell off the scales and broke wind.
Stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, "This is truly unbelievable, I've got to try it one more time." She goes back to the machine, puts in a nickel and collected the card. This time the card says, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you have fiddled and farted around and missed your flight to Chicago."
2007-10-27 06:26:28 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome!
2007-10-27 06:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-30 07:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by pafel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good after a few beers. 6/10.
2007-10-27 06:31:19 · answer #3 · answered by noeusuperstate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-10-27 07:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-27 06:54:11 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good joke. I enjoyed that!
2007-10-27 11:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by Ahpro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well funny, nice one.
2007-10-27 06:53:05 · answer #7 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trufully, not funny.
2007-10-27 06:31:30 · answer #8 · answered by angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-10-27 06:30:07 · answer #9 · answered by fullofsugaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent... lol
2007-10-27 06:33:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋