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Of course He could. As an omnipotent being, He has access to all the Nerd Tech Help phone numbers in the universe.

Duh.

2007-10-27 03:46:39 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 0 0

The question is a geek translation of...

Could God make a rock so big He couldn't lift it?

If you answer yes, God is not omnipotent because he can't lift the rock.

If you answer no, God is not omnipotent because he can't make a rock so big.

Lots of variations on this paradox. The Geek translation above is best read, "Could God make a newbie (rookie at a computer game) become so good that He (God) could not beat him. Same paradox. Interesting twist.

2007-10-27 03:39:14 · answer #2 · answered by Richard F 6 · 2 0

what he is saying is:


Could god make a newbie (often referred to a new player in video games, for example) become so elite (often referred to a very experienced and successful player in video games) that even he himself could not own (beat, defeat, be better at something) it (the new player who became a professional player at whatever it is he/she is playing)?

does that help?

how about this:

could god make someone so inexperienced at whatever they do, become such a professional, that god himself could not do any better?

i like richard f's translation better. good job richard!

2007-10-27 03:36:20 · answer #3 · answered by lostcause8436 3 · 1 0

Logical fallacy: false dilemma

2007-10-27 03:32:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

g0d couldnt make a nub so 1337 that he couldnt pwn teh s0x off of him

God is imaginary...

2007-10-27 03:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by ~I wish you could smile~ 6 · 2 3

could you post an English version of this question so i may answer.

2007-10-27 03:33:49 · answer #6 · answered by Ste B 5 · 0 0

well, god doesnt exist, so he couldent make a n00b awesome.

then again, no n00b is awesome.

2007-10-27 03:33:58 · answer #7 · answered by Adam (AM) 4 · 0 2

We are talking about people that believe in a god that was once pleased with animal blood sacrifices and then needed the blood of Christ to wash sins......what more can you say....don't ask them to make sense.

2007-10-27 03:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by stewart t 5 · 0 4

Do you speak English?
I can't understand this.

2007-10-27 03:31:13 · answer #9 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0 1

Yes he made you.

2007-10-27 03:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by LaptopJesus 5 · 1 1

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