One day there was this little boy named Johnny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom." she said no.
Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to pi*s can I go to the bathroom."She said "no not with that mouth."She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c's.frontwords and backwords
He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z"
Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a"
Then she said "Where is the p."
Lil Johnny said "Running down my leg."
2007-10-27 02:17:33 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it 10/10 ****
2007-10-27 02:21:52 · answer #1 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I read that I laughed my head off then fell out of the computer chair!
2007-10-27 02:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by Optimistic Pessimist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO It's running down my leg now too
2007-10-27 03:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but REALLY old i was told that as a child
2007-10-27 02:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-27 04:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another oldie, but goodie.
2007-10-27 02:25:06 · answer #6 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but good!
2007-10-27 02:26:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is so old
2007-10-27 02:21:03 · answer #8 · answered by ComedySweet is the Name 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mechelle that was excellent stuff.*.10.
2007-10-27 02:58:51 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but Funny!!
2007-10-27 02:46:01 · answer #10 · answered by purplestarry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋