1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
10. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
12. My husband could have had any women he pleased--he just couldn't please any!
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
15. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
16. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
2007-10-27 02:15:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
where can you buy these?
LMMFAO!!!!
2007-10-27 02:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 13, 14, 15, 16.
Those all brought a smile to my face when I read them
2007-10-27 02:21:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are these shirts for sale??? I know I would buy a few. My favorites are 6, 7, 14, & 15. I love them!
2007-10-27 02:31:29 · answer #3 · answered by Jane T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love #4, #12, #15 and #2
theyre my favourites
but the rest are all funny too
except for #14
2007-10-27 02:34:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
mood swings come and go , just like my men . as seen on a prostitutes call card
lmao
2007-10-27 02:42:34 · answer #5 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most of these are funny...or at least amusing. Of course, different people have different senses of humor. None seems offensive.
2007-10-27 02:51:47 · answer #6 · answered by fdm215 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think this are very humorous!!! #10 is a joke in our family for my mom's cooking!
2007-10-27 02:19:27 · answer #7 · answered by manningsmommy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After seeing number 16 I better be careful of what I say. Those were great. Thanks for sharing.
LOL @ Black that's what I call cheeky. hahahahaha
2007-10-27 05:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love 'em i would buy all of em especially #7
2007-10-27 02:31:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are great. I have a t-shirt that has the slogan "Get your top off". hahaha
2007-10-27 04:54:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
love the sayings
2007-10-27 02:47:33 · answer #11 · answered by Cupcake.....:) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋