needs to lighten up ? is it you that doesn't smile when a good joke is told ??? is it you that laughs till it hurts ??? is it you that grabs every moment and hold it in your heart??? COME ON lets have some fun i mean FUN ? i want hear from you and hurry up Xfactors on at 5.45 pm me and simon are like that !!!! so i have to go get ready he's calling later
2007-10-27 00:48:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what your self that not answer
2007-10-27 00:56:35 · update #1
give that raindrops a thumbs up now listen here missie i will see you later ok lol
2007-10-27 01:22:53 · update #2
Don't forget to check your mirror before you leave the house. LOL
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look too darn tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
You won't cooperate with me,
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in,
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
2007-10-27 01:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Ok but I had to put a heavy message on. So I will lighten up. That was a good one Raindrops
2007-10-27 01:25:39 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was quite cool raindrops, have a thumbs up, i love having fun, especially with my nearly 1yr old daughter but i have to be careful not to get her over excited : )
2007-10-27 02:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by winter gerzy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi Angel, I am doing my very best to be light today. I have so much to do. I think we may go to the comedy club at the casino tonight. Don't worry I am not a gambler, but I do love to laugh.
2007-10-27 05:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by teresa m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're on a horse, riding all out! There's a zebra in front of you, a giraffe beside you and you're closely followed by a lion. What do you do?!?
Get off the carousel, have a cup of coffee, and sober up.
2007-10-27 00:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by Chris C 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha better not keep you waiting angel. The clock is ticking round.
2007-10-27 01:03:07 · answer #6 · answered by Black 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm light enough as it is. No need to get any more lightening up. :)
2007-10-27 04:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by †100% Angel† 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha nice one.
2007-10-27 01:04:09 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Simon on the X factor no angel please!!
2007-10-27 04:45:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
what
2007-10-27 01:54:27 · answer #10 · answered by AJAY 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋