Before I was a vegetarian, a boyfriend said to me, "If you stop eating meat, I will break up with you." (And I became one anyway... and broke up with him.)
I also had a different date adamantly tell me (before he knew my food preferences) that female vegetarians hate giving oral sex because it's like eating sausage. Needless to say, I did not hook up with him.
2007-10-25 10:58:02
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answered by anon 5
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Omnivores say this all the time:
"What can you eat? Chicken? no... ok how about fish? nope... umm, beef? What about pork?"
I have to respond with "I don't eat anything that breathes or has a face!" lol
2007-10-25 18:22:46
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answered by Megan 3
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To me, it's annoying when people bring out pseudo-science like the "top of the food chain" stuff or the "canine" teeth argument.
Good smack down responses to those dumb **** arguments are found at the link below because I am too lazy to type them here. :)
http://www.bizarro.com/vegan/vegan_carnivores.htm
2007-10-25 23:02:27
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answered by KuroNekko 2
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You could scroll through this forum and see plenty of stupid things omnivores say.
Do you eat animal crackers?
What DO you eat?
Animals don't feel pain.
Where do you get your protein?
And my favorite:
I'm a vegetarian and I eat fish & chicken.
2007-10-25 17:44:57
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answered by Jessica 4
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where do you get your protein?
and
but do you eat chicken?
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dontcha ever just crave a steak?
no! no! and no!
oh, and an ex-coworker used to say things about my "fake food" meaning tofu or seitan.
2007-10-26 17:03:55
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answered by at5 4
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Belive it or freaking not! I was eating boca spicy chik'n and some rice when this one guy at luch came up to me and said," what did the chicken say to the egg." I suppose he realized how dumb he just was so he left. I wanted to throw some rice at him but *shrugs* ehh.
2007-10-25 18:04:17
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answered by Star Trek Freak :D 3
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my two all time most heard ones:
"what about the plaaaaannnttssss the pooooor plaaaaaaannnnttsss?"
"you're gonna die/be protein deficient if you don't eat meat, eggs, or dairy"
2007-10-25 23:39:37
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answered by vegan_geek 5
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The infamous, "Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
2007-10-25 17:37:50
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answered by Dave C 7
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this joke:
"whats the worst part about eating vegetables?"
"putting them back in their wheelchair when you're done"
2007-10-25 22:49:57
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answered by willworkforpez 2
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they will say " i could never be a vegan/vegetarian
meat tastes too good
i think they might back off if they had to kill a pet and eat it
2007-10-25 17:33:17
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answered by Anonymous
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