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carrots are dumb

2007-10-18 21:57:44 · 11 answers · asked by tommy vercetti 2 in Food & Drink Vegetarian & Vegan

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I'm a chicken, are you the Deity we've been waiting for all these years ?

Chickens think carrots are dumb.

2007-10-18 22:26:34 · answer #1 · answered by Michael H 7 · 3 1

i whole heartedly concur!!! Carrots of freaking idiots! My friend once seen a carrot run a red light and cause an accident! When the guy got out of his car to say "what the **** carrot!!!?" The carrot was all like, "screw you man it was green!!" But it was blatantly red!

I once found a carrot that had got stuck up a tree too! Freaking fool!!! I mean what other veg gets its self stuck up a damn tree!

carrots ARE dumb!!

2007-10-19 05:57:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Carrots are actually very smart. Before they come out of the ground they have no colour. We can't see their colour because it's hidden underground. How do we know that they are not blue or purple or black when hidden below the earth's surface. And then when we pull them out of the ground, they astound us with their beautiful orange colour and all these amazing nutrional qualities like being loaded with Vitamins B and C.

2007-10-19 05:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Sally Anne 7 · 1 1

Carrots are high in vitamin A and beta carotene plus they taste delicious raw or cooked. They also contain small amounts of B12.

2007-10-19 12:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by al l 6 · 0 1

AGREED CORN IS THE BEST
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2007-10-19 05:14:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

carrots makes your color Orahge

2007-10-19 05:01:30 · answer #6 · answered by cuttiiee 6 · 0 1

Oh, I don't know. The top will make a rather amusing comedian who uses a lot of sight gags.

2007-10-19 11:55:10 · answer #7 · answered by majnun99 7 · 2 0

Well, I have never heard one speak....

2007-10-19 05:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by barbara 7 · 0 0

Not as much as this question is.

2007-10-19 06:36:03 · answer #9 · answered by s.p 3 · 2 0

I have heard they are blind and deaf to!

2007-10-19 09:49:08 · answer #10 · answered by traceilicious 4 · 0 0

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