I sat down at a restaurant the other evening, and as I was enjoying my grits and hog jowls, out of nowhere, someone walked up to my table, grabbed one of my jowls, and started rubbing it in my hair, then put it back on my plate, and said...."That's what I think of your friggin jowl"
You know, that really upset me, I should have reported it, but I didn't. I can't get it off my mind!
I have really bad dandruff you know, and I was forced to waste my perfectly good jowl, darn that guy! I don't like wasting such good chow!
what should I do? If I just didn't have this darn dandruff!!!
2007-10-17 19:37:46 · 15 answers · asked by musicman4.geo 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
Damn...if i were in ur shoes, i would've gotten into a fist fight with that ****ole! How could u just not react to that??? If u have dandruff, thats ur problem, not anyone elses!!! Is that guy someone u come across very often??? That's just plain ridiculous! If i would c him anywhere now, i'd drag him into a corner n beat the sh*t outa him... And if u want to forgive him, make sure no one takes advantage of ur sincerity next time!!! My heart really goes out for u!
2007-10-17 19:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't sound like there's anything you can do now about that one particular incident, but standing up for yourself will prevent other similar situations like that from happening in the future. This is just a classic case of bullying. I'm not saying pick a fistfight or anything, just confront the guy. If he tries to start anything, report him to the restaurant manager or whoever the head hancho is wherever you may be next time something like this happens. Just rememeber to respect yourself enough to defend your basic rights as a person, such as going into a restaurant and eating.
2007-10-17 19:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by Jeffy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't really do much since the guy is probably long gone. Get some medication for dandruff if there are medication, that is.
If it was me, I would've beaten the cr*p out of that guy. I would've gotten the infected jowl before he could put it into my plate (after he rubs in my hair) then punch his face with it. Then proceed to completely PWN him.
2007-10-17 19:45:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes people get jealous when they see someone enjoying such a tasty dish.
Don't let it get to you, there's plenty of opportunities to get yourself a good plate of jowls & enjoy them without interruptions.
Get yourself some head & shoulders, march right out and buy you another plate of jowls!
2007-10-18 03:43:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jowl? What now? Get rid of the dandruff see the victimisation end dude.
2007-10-18 01:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by Athena 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-07 03:43:06 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, weird huh! The guy was probably a psycho or something, best not to get upset about it, he'd shiv you or something. At worst you got crap in your hair, at best, you've got a real good story to tell. Hate to see what he does to people in the shower huh!
2007-10-17 20:18:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh, that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. I'm sorry! I don't know what to tell you to do.
2007-10-18 03:46:50 · answer #8 · answered by Emily D 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would have stuffed that jowl up his ...!
2007-10-18 01:51:37 · answer #9 · answered by Beatle fanatic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know you are only kidding right?
2007-10-17 19:42:53 · answer #10 · answered by onyx1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋