I am thinking of a generator wheel, but how do I get them all in and running in the same direction?
2007-10-17 08:35:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment ➔ Green Living
Get a bit of Salty's poo and put it in the middle of the toilet bowl on an Island.
Chuck them in! the only dry land they could get on would be the poo Island.
But you need a device to catch the wave power from them kicking their legs to reach Island of papoo. This should be attached to the side of the bowl, for free cockroach powered wave energy.
They are good at the syncronised swimming too, I saw it in a film once, this is highly enturdtaining, and cheap.
Aww.... Loose change is a clever git he has to go one better than everyone else, the sl#g!
He doesn't need a best answer though because he hasn't been deleted lately, he said so.
2007-10-17 08:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is really simple and I'm surprised you have to ask, expert that you are on pests, vermin, and rodents. Simply scotch-tape a straw on each of their little backs with a crumb of Hostess Ding-Dong on the forward end. Wipe the Ding-Dong crumb in the gunk under your refrigerator for that extra flavor that the roaches like before you stick it on the end of the straw. Just like the carrot-on-a-stick mule trick, the roaches will now be motivated to run toward the Ding-Dong crumb, which will forever elude them. (They're not too bright.) Place them on the generator wheel. A 16-roach power generator wheel will generate a 1000 watt hours. You will have to use more than 16 roaches to power the microwave, vaccuum cleaner, and other heavy appliances, but I am sure it's safe to presume you have a steady and abundant supply of las cucarachas.
One word of caution, however. The roaches will not stop as long as they have that Ding-Dong crumb in their crosshairs, and they will basically run until they die of sheer exhaustion. Leave no roach on the generator wheel for more than two hours at a time. They will also appreciate you actually feeding them some gunk from time to time. As they said in Ben Hur -- "we keep you alive to serve the ship."
2007-10-17 09:05:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuck them in your biomass furnace, or if youve got the room you could keep them in a sealed container where you throw all your waste food and anything else roaches find acceptable, and supply an exit for them straight to the furnace when it's firing.
Ooh, verging on the sensible here. Create a slippery, baited 'roach trap on the ground floor, cut a hole in your floor and feed them down into the biomass store for the boiler in the basement.
Please don't get me started..
2007-10-17 08:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by John Sol 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We used to have rats in our living house, yet we've been given mouse traps, and that they are all long gone now... a minimum of, i think of they are, lol. i did no longer see them very regularly. We moved to this living house approximately 5 years in the past, have been given rid of them approximately 2 years in the past. So interior the three years that we had rats, I in uncomplicated terms observed a rat approximately 2 situations.
2016-12-29 15:16:58 · answer #4 · answered by batalla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paper and glue. Works like a charm...
Living electricity bill free for ten years.
2007-10-17 08:39:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Once you figure it out you'll be a millionare as people will want to buy your book on how to do it them selfs,
2007-10-17 09:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another great little book
"Fundamental Disch"
Has a great cockroach story....
2007-10-17 08:40:12 · answer #7 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
go answer my f'ing question already.
oh, and you need to get naked and roll around in the kitty litter...damn that's really hot baby.
2007-10-17 08:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
first off why are you infested and not your home think you need a bath
2007-10-17 08:42:11 · answer #9 · answered by old man 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
great idea!!!!!!! never thought of it. I will now have these free loaders working for me!!!
2007-10-17 08:44:26 · answer #10 · answered by laurabird 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋