Without her knowing it right away?
Like, what food substitutes do Veggies say tastes JUST like the real thing so that I can actually USE the real thing and tell her it's a substitute?
2007-10-16 08:30:26 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
Why do you want to hurt her ?
This is not a good way to get close to your in-laws.
2007-10-16 08:34:21 · answer #1 · answered by Cammie 7 · 17⤊ 6⤋
really? you're a horrible and a miserable person.
what if someone tricked you into eating human flesh?
I cannot believe you. does her food choice and beliefs really bother you that much? and you're married, too? I honestly thought you were an 11 years old immature idiot.
If you do it then I hope something terrible happens to you. karma will get you good, real good. the joke is gonna be on you at the end.
People become vegans for many reasons; health, religious, moral reasons. how would you feel if someone disrespected your religion? she might not eat meat for health reasons and like someone else said she might die from eating it. Is that the kind of reaction you're looking for? you're a tool.
unbelievable. for your information she will find out, and when she does I hope her son divorces you and leaves you on the streets to enjoy your miserable life.
2007-10-16 16:52:54 · answer #2 · answered by Mar 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You won't trick her, and it is likely that she will wind up sick, or worse. Meat has a distinctive smell, and if she misses the smell of it, it won't get past her stomach before being barfed all over your house, you'll be lucky if she makes it to the toilet.
You could always make a regular meal and just buy her a box of vegan Kashi bars or something and tell her if she's hungry, you bought those specially for her. Or buy a box of oreos, those are accidentally vegan. She can eat those.
Also, some food for thought: if she does get sick and goes to the hospital and reports the food poisoning, you could get sued. I'd be walking on eggshells to do something so horrid to someone you have a lifetime relationship with, not to mention it might hurt your marriage as your hubby will never hear the end of it.
2007-10-16 08:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by silver butterfly 3 · 11⤊ 2⤋
This is an awful thing to try and do. If your MIL is vegan then her body isn't used to animal proteins and you could make her sick. Even if you don't agree with her lifestyle you could at least respect her choice for herself. Would you want someone to try and trick you into eating something you find horrid.
2007-10-16 10:45:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
How would you like it if someone tricked you into eating something you didn't eat? If you do that, she might slip a dead roach or spider into your food or something to teach you a lesson, which you may very well deserve if you do something as low-down and cruel as this. You need to get your conscience checked. Seriously. This is beyond rude and disrespectful.
2007-10-16 17:33:34 · answer #5 · answered by Megan2003 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not a good idea to try to fool her...be honest.....they have soy burgers [target ] buy a few boxes and defrost them and make a nice meatloaf for her...add shredded carrots, cut onions, mushrooms and season to taste.... check out the frozen section at the grocery stores and you will find plenty of options that will keep to her choice of not eating meat...if you want to get along with your mother in law and her with you, i advise to be honest and respect your wishes. if you and your husband and family want to eat meat she should respect that also.........i am sure you love your husband and a good reminder that she raised him, and know that both you and her have something in common, both of you think the world of him.
2007-10-16 11:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by walterknowsall 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am not a vegetarian, but what you are saying you are going to do to your mother-in-law is terrible.
It makes me wonder how was you raised, and what type of person your husband has married. I'm not trying to be judgemental but God don't like ugly, and what I mean by that God don't like when we mistreat our brother or sister. You better believe oneday you will reap what you sow.
You may find it funny, but your mother-in-law and husband may not, and neither do I.
Also to those of you that are giving her ideas for her horrible joke, instead of telling her to show love to her mother-in-law,
SHAME ON YOU TOO!
2007-10-16 12:50:55 · answer #7 · answered by Lyn93 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why would you do that? You aren't a very nice person...What if someone gave you something and they said it was beef, but it was actually like camel meat or dog meat or something disgusting like that? So imagine how she would feel since she made a compassionate choice and completely altered her lifestyle so animals don't have to suffer and die for her taste buds, then you trick her, and find pleasure/humor in doing it????.....
2007-10-16 09:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by Danielle 1 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I assume you are not a Believer.
Oh I am so glad you are not my daughter in law.
I can tell you from experience you will give her intestinal distress with your tricks.
Dr. John McDougal has done an article for his patients that when they go off thier diets (on purpose or accidentally) on what to expect.
2007-10-16 16:20:56 · answer #9 · answered by Celtic Tejas 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Too cool, run it through the blender, some heart or testicles would be best.
2007-10-16 10:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
Looks like more culling of the R & S herd is in order. Anybody get suspended lately? You're next maybe?
These are people playing a roaming game from R & S. Pay no attention to them. It's being taken care of.
2007-10-16 08:56:57 · answer #11 · answered by SuperNintendo Chalmers 1 · 6⤊ 1⤋