How do I make imitation hog meat?

Question

I am having a dinner tonight with friends but one of them is a vegetarian. Any suggestions how to make veggie friendly meat substitute?

Answer 1

Go out to the woods and shoot your self a synthetic feral hog.

Good luck.

Edit - I hear that they may be endangered in California.

But seriously make the rabbit a salad and eat what you want, why torture yourself with faux meat?

Remember, your the one going to be stuck eating the leftovers.

Answer 2

Making something will take too long. Just go out and buy something. There are a lot of imitation meat products. Otherwise you could make a special salad for him/her.

Answer 3

I'll never understand why vegetarians want to eat food that looks like meat. My daughters were both vegetarians, and I accepted that, but I never made nut cutlets or tried to disguise the veg, pulses, grains as a meat dish.

Answer 4

You can take some fair size beets slice them thinly soak in Soya Sauce and fry in oil and you got imitation fried bologna!
Or take some fat carrots or some yams and slice lengthwise thinly soak in soya sauce and fry in oil result you get fake bacon. If you want it a crunchier texture dip in cornmeal before frying!
For Fake roast mix some pancake batter but add just 1/2 the called for water then add soya sauce and roll put in pan and bake in oven.. You can add mushroom gravy and tomatos whatever you want as long as there is no real meat on it!
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I've done such many times.

Answer 5

You could make a nut or soya protein loaf but it wouldn't be very similar to meat. See www.vegsoc.org for recipes.

If you want proper 'imitation meat' it would be quicker and easier to buy something. Health food shops such as Holland & Barrett sell vegetarian 'roasts' that you bake and slice like meat.

Answer 6

i dont know

Answer 7

package other than pig meat and then call it pig

Answer 8

feces