2007-10-11 23:58:02 · 4 answers · asked by Twilight 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I do not deny the Pesto Monster. He's just not as good as the FSM. If the Pesto Monster and FSM got into a fight, the FSM would smother him with his noodly apendage and the Pesto Monster would be no more. This would be a tragedy for all concerned as I'm sure the Pesto Monster has his place in the world. We should take the lead and reconcile our religions - show the mainstream people how to be tolerant and respectful of others' beliefs. I hold out the noodly apendage of friendship to all believers of the Pesto Monster!
2007-10-12 00:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by The Kelda 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
the Pesto Monster is a heresy!
Read the Label; it tells us that the FSM is the One True Monster.
2007-10-12 07:01:39 · answer #2 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We do not deny it any more.
Forgive our sins, O great FSM!
Ramen!
2007-10-12 07:01:32 · answer #3 · answered by WaterStrider 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Schism! Schism! Schism!
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Hmm. Doesn't quite work as a schoolyard chant, does it....
2007-10-12 07:11:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋