and i have sinned with fannie green every week for the last month."the priest tell the sinner ,"you are forfiven.go out and say three hail mary's".Soon after another man enters and says father its been 2 month since my last confession.I have sinned with fannie green twice a week for the last 2 months.This time the priest asks "who is fannie green?"
"a new woman in the neighbourhood" the sinner replies."very well"says the priest "go and say 10 hail mary. the next day the priest is prepairing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous tall woman enters the church.all the mans eyes fall up on her as she sashays up the ailse and sits down at the alter.her dress is green and very short with matching shiny green shoes.the priest is agasp as her legs are spread sharon stone style. the priest turns to the alter boyand quietly asks,"is that fannie green?"the alter boy replies " no father i think its just the reflection off her shoes......."
2007-10-11 22:48:33 · 19 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Very good my man, made me laugh out loud, seems like the jokes are finally getting better on here.
2007-10-11 22:58:54 · answer #1 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, 8/10!
2007-10-11 23:52:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat use to leave all his dead offerings on the doormat outside.........but if he came inside, and the food dish was empty........he would go back out and fetch his prize and drag it back into the house. Kinda like.........well, if you ain't gonna FEED me, then I will just have to bite the head off this mouse in front of you, and deposit the innards in your shoe. Now are you gonna get the Friskies, or what? And not that Pate crap, either........the GOOD stuff! Yeah, he had me trained well.........I only bought him the Gourmet cat food.
2016-05-22 01:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Richy now that was ssoo very funny will send you some Scottish jokes later,here have a star.xxxx
2007-10-12 08:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-10-12 02:01:59 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, the alter boy anwered well.
It's great to know things. Isn't it?
I get the joke..
2007-10-11 22:54:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extremely good.
2007-10-12 02:58:34 · answer #7 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" ... the priest turned to the 'Altar Boy' and .... quietly asks"
_______________ fill in the blanks, i.e "Need any help with your Homework'?
2007-10-11 23:52:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, good one, cheered me up anyhow! Cheers!
2007-10-11 23:27:28 · answer #9 · answered by clara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny, brightened up my dull morning!!
2007-10-11 22:51:47 · answer #10 · answered by nat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋