I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN...
...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.
...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.
...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.
...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.
...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.
...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.
...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.
...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.
...my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."
...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.
...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.
...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.
...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.
2007-10-11 21:57:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm so popular at work coz i pass all your jokes on
they can't fire me if they can't stop laughing
2007-10-12 06:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great ones
2007-10-11 22:19:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-11 22:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOt 2 shabby LOL
2007-10-11 22:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, so funny, we actually have a guy working with us who this reminds me of!!! He's so simple!!!
He went to the shop and asked me if I wanted anything so i said 20 marlboro, if they aint got marlboro get me anything.... so he did, he came back with a pork pie!!!! (they didn't have marlboro!)
2007-10-11 23:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by nat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops you better be careful, or you could be in big trouble at home, hehehe
have a star
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2007-10-12 01:22:40 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha too good where do u get them from dude they are awesome
2007-10-11 22:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know when im in big trouble when i have a "KICK ME" ritten on my back. LOL.
2007-10-11 22:01:40 · answer #8 · answered by Hema 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
top class m8
2007-10-11 22:04:52 · answer #9 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-12 01:03:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋