After their 11th child, a couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
2007-10-11 21:52:15 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-10-11 21:57:48 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-10-15 05:31:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm, good birth control- ha ha ha. love Jo xx
2007-10-15 01:10:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that sounds like a redneck joke what a man, what a man
2007-10-12 02:01:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
didnt get it
2007-10-12 05:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
2007-10-11 22:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:) OUCH!!!!
2007-10-11 23:33:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! thanks for the laugh
2007-10-11 22:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by Nouveau Roturier 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋