A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."
She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!"
She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!"
2007-10-11 21:44:44 · 10 answers · asked by ttt 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-11 21:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good 9/10
2007-10-11 22:35:07 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely Laughter: Tehehehe. Hehehehe. Bwahahahaha. Mwahahahaha. Descriptions of Laughter: She snickered. She chuckled. He snorted. He roared with spontaneous laughter. Her giggles crammed the room. His snigger became very almost like a song. i'm hoping I helped you!
2016-10-22 03:09:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for you. Very nice. LOL
2007-10-11 23:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by LeeA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny x
2007-10-11 23:23:27 · answer #5 · answered by nat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny ;)
2007-10-11 21:50:13 · answer #6 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
is blue not for second prize?.
2007-10-11 21:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny.
2007-10-12 01:57:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-11 21:51:28 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-12 01:07:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋