Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."
2007-10-11 21:44:16 · 14 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-15 05:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer likely watch television that lots, yet i'm going to do what i will lol secret life of the american youngster 9/10 Skins 10/10 as quickly as Upon A Time 7-8/10 surprisingly Little Liars 9.5/10 youngster Wolf 10/10 Glee (i finished gazing After Like 4 Seasons) 7/10 relatives guy 8/10 The Boondocks 9/10 Degrassi 8.5/10 Switched At beginning 9/10 The Fosters 8-9/10 Dance mothers 8/10
2016-12-14 15:21:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that reminded me of something my son said to me one day. Some comercial for tampons or bloating and the chick was laying on the bed and struggling with zipping her pants and my son said "mom I dont want those kinda pants, they are too hard to put on" I just laughed to myself. if he only knew what the comercial was for
2007-10-12 09:08:57 · answer #3 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT was good 9/10
2007-10-11 22:36:36 · answer #4 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha.. a deserving shot in the brain!
2007-10-11 22:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am laughing my duck off
is that bloke irish or blonde
have a star
2007-10-15 05:34:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-10-11 21:46:44 · answer #7 · answered by the Boss 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, was he Irish? love Jo xx
2007-10-15 01:12:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
:), i guess the dumb blonde comes in a male version too!
2007-10-11 23:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
damn that made milk come out my nose... wait i aint drinkin milk g2g
2007-10-11 21:47:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋