Padraic Flaherty came home drunk every evening toward ten. Now, the Missus was never too happy about it, either. So one night she hides in the cemetery and figures to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Pat wanders by, up from behind a tombstone she jumps in a red devil costume screaming,
"Padraic Sean Flaherty, sure and ya' don't give up you're drinkin' and it's to Hell I'll take ye'".
Pat, undaunted, staggered back and demanded,
"Who the hell ARE you?".
Too that the Missus replied,
"I'm the divil ya' damned old fool".
To which Flaherty remarked,
"Damned glad to meet you sir, I'm married to yer sister."
2007-10-11 19:00:32 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant
2007-10-11 19:48:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 01:58:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me another reading for me to understand. quite funny...i thought at first Padraic Flaherty was a preist...
2007-10-11 19:04:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good 9/10
2007-10-11 22:19:18 · answer #4 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he. Here is an Aussie one...
A gendarme in Paris last night pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic.
He approached the car window and said "Sir, i need you to blow into this breathalyser."
The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note. On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action which may leave him short of breath."
The gendarme said "Okay then i need you to come and give a blood sample."
The man produced another letter. This one said: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way."
So the officer said : "Right i need a urine sample then."
The man produces a third letter from his pocket. It read: "This man plays rugby for Australia, please don't take the piss out of him."
2007-10-11 19:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by smile_girl 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
and the missus really turned out to be the devils sister!!!
:-)
lol
2007-10-11 20:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive seen better
2007-10-11 19:50:29 · answer #7 · answered by Matthew C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I did like that one. sounds like I am married to his brother
2007-10-11 19:05:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's sad but funny at the same time!
2007-10-11 19:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure an 'tis it yourself dat tort up dat joke?
2007-10-11 19:04:40 · answer #10 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋