God has a problem. There are so many denominations of Christianity, each believing that they’re the only way to Heaven, that HE has had to divide Heaven into sectors to keep the peace.
Eventually he grows tired of this and decides to throw out all the denominations that will not accept HIM as the one true god, and those who are unwilling to accept each other.
So he throws out the Mormons, he throws out the Baptists, he throws out the Seventh Day Adventists, he throws out the born-again Christians and all the other demoninations and sub-denominations who will not accept HIM and HIS brethren, and sends them all to Hell.
Having restored peace in Heaven God sits back and relaxes.
After only a few hours Satan appears and wants to thank him for giving him for so many new recent ‘converts.’
As Satan is preparing to leave to go back and begin another torture session in Hell, God asks Satan a question.
He asks, of all those people he has thrown out of Heaven, “Why is it when it comes to believing in me there are so many fights, but when it comes to believing in you They are all unanimous?”
2007-10-11 18:36:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This isnt a joke, This is a real scenario,
Devil and his advocates have the power to unite as mankind is inclined towards the pleasures so forbidden...
God on the other hand is an enigma, a stigma, a confusion, and above all for most of us just an entity..
We feel he is just as gud as us, sometimes not even as gud as us, and his unity is always questioned cause none can imagine his true nature..
We can only call him beautiful but have to ascribe a Human form to him, call him powerful and give him the head of a lion, and so on,...then say he was born, then find a date, then one lie leads to another and yet another untill we are caught in the web of our lieing beliefs, and we forget his true nature...
God save us
2007-10-11 20:09:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What an interesting way to bash a large and diverse group of people. Thank you for enlightening us on how to disguise cruelty with humor.
2007-10-12 02:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by gumby 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you were confused, this is not concedered a "joke" it might be considered a "moral" or "something to sit and think on" But a joke is something that will cause a person to laugh, this was not it, but I did understand it, and it did give me something to think about I guess....
2007-10-12 01:56:26 · answer #3 · answered by leah j 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the last part makes no sense. who says they believe in satan just because they can't in God? ...unless that was the joke part? no offense, but no funny enough to even tell it was a joke
2007-10-12 01:46:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Something about it just doesn't seem like a joke.
And to answer the latter question....'Because satan comes as an angel of light'.....
DONT LOOK AT THE LIGHT HARRY.....ZZZZAP!!!!
2007-10-12 01:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by witnessnbr1 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Whether you are religious or one of the religions you mentioned in your bad joke. I find it shameful and insulting.
2007-10-12 01:50:20 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, that's not a tomato, that's a rock!
I don't think they like you much! LMAO!
2007-10-12 02:53:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not really a joke at all, more of hateful, the last part is mere philosophy, but not a joke.
2007-10-12 01:42:55 · answer #8 · answered by midnitepoets 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1. don't mess up with Mormons
2. that's too long
3. I'm busy planning my wedding to Aaron Carter so I didn't read it
2007-10-12 01:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
I'm afraid this is not a joke.
Nothing about it is funny.
It does make you think, though..
2007-10-12 01:46:07 · answer #10 · answered by passionatedeath28 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋