Why are all you damned atheists in the Religion section???

Question

I just wanted a drink, to go along with my "drink" drink.


To redundancy!!! Cheers!

*drink*

Uh, I'm an atheist you chicken bone.

I will actually have a margarita machine in my apartment in the not-too-distant future. 'Oooh la la' is right.

I'm a fair hand at Irish Car Bombs, Mind Erasers, and Red Headed Sluts. If you want any of those, I'm money.

A&W - tis a fine beverage. Their cream soda, I mean.

Nix: SoCo is MY drink! It's like you're reading my mind, maaaaan.

Answer 1

We're here to toast each other! *clink* *drink*

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Answer 2

Riiiggghhhtttt....
And if you want a real Christian to ask a question, I'll oblige you. I haven't heard a good "If we are from monkeys..." question for a while. But you know, it WILL stick in my craw. (Do people really have craws?) Nah, I'll just join the drinking session. I'll drink to anything.

*suddenly very thirsty.
(Dang, and all I have is that fricking "Rootbeer Schnapps".
What the hell was I thinking when I bought that? A drunk A&W bear on the sauce?)

Answer 3

The Nolte hangs out here because I hear atheist chicks are the most likely to put out.

Edit: So-crates, you know that someone with The Nolte's looks, charm, and charisma could never stay faithful to just one person. But what sets you apart from the rest is that The Nolte is actually in LOVE with you, my fugly soulmate! *blows kisses*

Answer 4

Atheists are free to post questions in the religion section. I don't mind at all, if the questions are respectful of the beliefs of others.

They might even learn something. They might learn that not all Christians are intolerant, humourless, smug, and arrogant--in fact the vast majority of us are not.

Maybe then they will stop being so insulting and disrespectful. If they hear about one crooked preacher, one hypocrite elder, one nasty Christian, they think we are all like that.

I'm a Christian, and I've never made a graven image in my life. I'll take the Fifth on the other nine.

In fact, it's Friday night, so I might take a fifth anyway.

Answer 5

make mine coffee,

but for those that keep asking this question for serious reasons, i feel the need to answer it anyway.

the reason that Atheist are in the Religion & spirituality section is,
because I am here, I am so charming and witty the they cannot stand to be away from my exceptional wit for even one day.
my Avatars are so charing and i change them so often, that they have to check just to see what the next one will be.

Answer 6

I've totally missed something, I've seen the drink reference a couple times, but I don't catch the meaning.

Anyways, we tend to show up when people such as yourself posting to questions to us in the religion section. If the topic doesn't have anything to do with Atheism, I typically avoid the religion questions as they bore me.

Answer 7

Thanks, I needed a nightcap! mmmm homemade blackberry wine...cheers to everybody, even the askers of stupid questions!

For the folks who don't get the *drink* thing: my understanding is that us atheists are playing a Y!A drinking game, and we have to take one every time we see a stupid, commonly-asked question (pascal's wager or "atheists have no reason to live" being my two favorites). I doubt many actually actively /play/ this drinking 'game', but "*drink*" has become a way of saying "your question is stupid, has been asked and debunked numerous times, thanks for the two points, now please stop wasting everybody's time".

Answer 8

Cheers!

Answer 9

Interesting response, Nolte. I hang out here cuz I heard YOU were the easy one...

Youre freaking cheating on me again, arent you? First dogs, now atheist women. Christ....

Answer 10

Strawberry blond please.

Add- Stacie, when did you lose your sense of humor, can I help to find it? BTW, anyone is welcome on these boards, get over yourself & the myth that Atheist are immoral. I think you need to check yourself, you are not playing nice. Good little xian.

Answer 11

I'm a Margarita chica!
ole!
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