2007-10-11 17:57:34 · 17 answers · asked by lindsey p 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If Jesus WEREN'T gay, he would have been taking tequila shots! :)
Molly and Piano Boy need to lighten up. If you want to turn us on to heaven... at least trick us into thinking someone up there would have a sense of humor!
2007-10-11 18:17:00 · answer #1 · answered by Win Noble 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Yes, Jesus turn water into wine. This is a great illustration of Jesus that anything even an ordinary water can change it into special thing to use it. Like for example an alcoholic guy that been like that many many years and waste most of his time burning his liver and most of his life doing stupid things. When God found him, that nasty habit of him change into extra ordinary life and God use his life to change other people life because of his testimonies. Not only that God healed him from his liver damage. Sometimes listening to music or watching t. v. will give us a big impact to our life. We need to filter everything that will come in in our door or window of our heart. The guy who asking God to change wine into water, I believed he did not know what he was asking for and it gives a doubt to someone. He become a stumbling block.
2016-05-22 00:51:31 · answer #2 · answered by noemi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't know much about Jesus do you? He turned the water into wine to honor the request of His mother! And he was not a queer, you silly little puss
2007-10-11 19:00:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But for the fact I'm out of liquor, I'm now considering any Q that speculates on Jesus' being gay as a drinking Q.
Thanks! Now - who's going on a beer run for me?
2007-10-11 18:00:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
He would have turned water into Zimas.
2007-10-11 21:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, He would have turned it into a shirley temple instead =]
or maybe a grey-goose martini--dirty. or a comopolitan.
or if He really wanted to..a gorgeous man.
=]
2007-10-11 18:02:15 · answer #6 · answered by jacqueline. 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Can you imagine how fabulously decorated Heaven would be?
2007-10-11 18:28:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, and He isn't, but I have always wondered why all you gay cosmopolitans whine.
2007-10-11 18:03:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
If Jesus were gay that would be the end of all humanity.
He would have died a sinful man, condemning every single human being to hell.
2007-10-11 18:03:41 · answer #9 · answered by Molly 6 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Probably Appletinis.
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2007-10-11 17:59:46 · answer #10 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋