An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up at his doctor's office.
He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let me tell you a story. I know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you think of that?"
The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!"
"EXACTLY" says the doctor.
2007-10-11 17:27:15 · 23 answers · asked by Reiko 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! Good analogy Doc!!
2007-10-11 17:43:15 · answer #1 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In hunting, it's that first cold bore shot that counts. So, I make sure to pattern the rifle with all cold shots. That is, one shot, wait 20 minutes then repeat for a total of 5 shots. BUT, I also pattern the rifle hot, so That I know what to expect in quick follow up shots as well.
2016-05-22 00:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The doc is trying to say " It is impossible for a 80 year old man to have a 20 year old wife and make her pregnant".
2007-10-11 17:42:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Davie, Davie Crockett.
2007-10-11 17:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by The_Watcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bear didn't get shot he just kicked the bucket
2007-10-11 17:33:09 · answer #5 · answered by Mercedes...F, 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice!
2007-10-11 17:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I think the doctor is telling him that it wasn't his child. Haha
2007-10-11 17:31:54 · answer #7 · answered by DiCe 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'll give you a* this time .next time you will have to make me laugh
2007-10-11 17:35:27 · answer #8 · answered by Kenny E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-10-11 21:34:42 · answer #9 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant here that one too many times!
always a good laugh!
2007-10-11 17:38:17 · answer #10 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋