Smila the atheist explorer was in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of bloodthirsty natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh, God. I'm screwed this time!"
There is a ray of light from Heaven and a voice booms out, "No, you are not screwed. All you have to do is pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So Smila the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the chief until he's unconscious.
As Smila stands above the body, breathing heavily and surrounded by hundreds of natives with looks of shock and anger on their faces, God's voice booms out again, and says,
"Ok........now you're screwed!"
2007-10-11 17:26:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is a nice one..... have a star
2007-10-11 18:43:05 · answer #1 · answered by bhavesh n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa
i thought god was like, all forgiving and stuff
still, funny!
haha
star4u
2007-10-12 00:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-10-12 04:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, that made me laugh... and I am an Athiest...
I loved it...
star for you...
2007-10-12 00:31:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay i guess, not that great though
2007-10-12 00:34:52 · answer #5 · answered by jkinco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, I've already heard this one.
2007-10-12 00:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by John 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao!
2007-10-12 00:34:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE!
2007-10-12 02:00:23 · answer #8 · answered by angelalee76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK
2007-10-12 00:32:45 · answer #9 · answered by Kenny E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-10-12 06:41:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋