I totally would! I hope he asks me because I feel that college and work are distracting me from R&S... and that's not right. We should brainwash ourselves and leave everything behind and stay here to chat, see what's new with the fundies, defend religions from bashing, play roam games, have our accounts deleted every 2 weeks and so on. Actually, I feel more spiritual using this than working or doing long, boring homework that has nothing to do with Chuck Norris.
If your patents or spouse start bothering you because you spend way too much time here, the best thing to do is get the heck out of that house or kick them all out of them so they will not interfere with your dialy R&S activity.
Let's share R&S with the world along with the Norrisism!!!!!!!!
.......anyways, if Chuck tells you to do that, you will have to do it or believe me that don't wanna know what will happen to you. Fear him!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PPjQlkkhDcI
2007-10-11 17:23:37 · 17 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually I already have quit my job, sold my house and all of my belongings except for the clothes on my back and my laptop for R & S. I find restaurants that have free wi-fi and i just sit and drink coffee all day and night just to stay on here. Without you and Chuck my life would be meaningless.
edit: Bowman you are correct. It is my lifes calling to serve the Princess.
2007-10-11 17:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by going postal 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ahh these are hilarious : When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. S T A R ! ! ! !
2016-05-22 00:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, I'm not one to go and defy Chuck Norris, but if I did actually want to, ya know, keep getting an education and work like a responsible adult and all that, I'd have to first hire Charles Bronson as a personal bodyguard to at least, if anything, hold off Chuck Norris long enough for me to escape to Panama or something. And not just Charles Bronson - Charles Bronson and his good friend Rocket Launcher.
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2007-10-11 17:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Does Chuck Norris apply truthful Bible standards in his life everyday or is he "doing things on his own" without the guidance of truthful Bible standards in his life?
Is Chuck Norris a "true Christian" or is he bent on hollywood standards and teaching martial arts, such being detestable to Godly standards?
The Martial Arts
They show it on TV all the time—martial arts experts flipping through the air, kicking and punching with the grace of a dancer. Within seconds the bad guys lie motionless on the ground. Amazing! The martial arts seem like the ultimate protection. In reality, though, life isn’t like the movies. A man with years of experience in karate said: “It takes just a bullet. If a person at a distance has a gun, you don’t stand a chance. If you’re too closed in without any room for movement, it’s not really that great either.”
Realize, too, that to become proficient in the martial arts, one must spend a lot of money and undergo years of vigorous training. And unless you stay in training, your ability to perform those fancy moves can get dangerously rusty in no time at all. The same can be said about other forms of self-defense, such as boxing. Besides, having a reputation for knowing how to fight is likely to attract unwanted attention. Troublemakers may decide to take you on as a challenge.
There is a greater danger, however, in learning the martial arts. The Economist magazine recently reported: “Most, if not all, of the martial arts are inextricably linked to the three main East Asian religions, Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism.” Another source adds: “Everything done in karate—every movement, every feeling—can be traced to some principle of Zen.”
Zen is a sect of Buddhism that emphasizes false religious meditation. These religious roots pose a serious problem for Christians in view of the Bible’s words at 2 Corinthians 6:17: “‘Therefore get out from among [false worshipers], and separate yourselves,’ says God, ‘and quit touching the unclean thing.’”
It doesn't get any clearer than this, so please stop with this ungodly Chuck Norris regurgitation bit. It IS NOT from God at all but from the other guy.
2007-10-11 17:35:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha thats funny. Chuck Norris went to my high school. I actually ended up with one of his books years down the line. Pretty cool.
I don't do what people tell me, I make my own decisions based on logic.
2007-10-11 17:30:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm not in school, not employed, and don't know Chuck. If I hang out in Pets too much, it's just more people with sick animals they need to take to a doc, or get spayed/neutered. If I hang out here too much, there is either bogus rambling quotes out of a book, or reasonable people trying to make a point from their own mind. I'm learning a lot.
2007-10-11 17:34:58 · answer #6 · answered by Flatpaw 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Stay in college, Chuck likes a smart girl.
2007-10-11 17:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by blue chaos soɐɥɔ ǝnlq 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think he would round house kick you back INTO school if you stopped. He needs his minions to be able to earn money -- Right Norris Almighty?
2007-10-11 17:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Step away from the keyboard. Take two of the little white pills in your bathroom cabinet and go to sleep.
2007-10-11 17:41:30 · answer #9 · answered by Independence_Individuality 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I just spoke to the Chuck-man. He said to tell you to stay in school, keep your job, and send me a ten-spot.
2007-10-11 17:30:53 · answer #10 · answered by words for the birds 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋