A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have
'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 and
'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00"
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?, the father asked.
The store manager replied: "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings."
2007-10-11 16:22:42 · 11 answers · asked by wna 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha thats so true women always gets the things
2007-10-13 07:25:16 · answer #1 · answered by unknown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that's real great saying and true women ends up with all the goods. ha ha.
2007-10-11 23:31:01 · answer #2 · answered by jackie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha out of 10, i give 9, good
2007-10-11 23:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by -_-'' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2007-10-11 23:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by Kay A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol-yea, that's a divorced woman alright!
2007-10-11 23:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um its ok but not reely funny iz da problem
2007-10-11 23:31:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha!!!! nice one! it's true, the ladies will have it all! here's a star!
2007-10-11 23:51:40 · answer #7 · answered by rikku069 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha - LUV it!!
2007-10-11 23:56:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha good
2007-10-12 00:01:46 · answer #9 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
i love it.
2007-10-12 01:26:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋