A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
2007-10-11 15:00:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oooooh... I wonder just how many stitches he got... Funny, DC... LMAO...
2007-10-12 13:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They're both funny.
A blonde came home from work to see that her home had been ransacked. Understandably upset, she called the police. The closest unit happened to be a canine unit. As the officer and his dog walked up her sidewalk, she burst into tears. The police officer quickly asked if she was hurt. She said, "I've had the worse day - first I'm robbed and then they send a blind cop to investigate!"
2007-10-11 16:08:48 · answer #2 · answered by Invisible 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol here's one for you. 3 men were on death row. the first one who came out in front of the firing squad happened to be a brunette and the fire squad official said "Ready, Aim, and then the brunette said Earthquake and everybody ducked down and grabbed on to something and the brunette escaped. the 2nd man happened to be a Red head the fire squad official said Ready Aim and the Red head said Tornado and the same thing happened as it had for the brunette. then the 3rd man was brought out who happened to be a blonde. the fire squad official said Ready Aim and the Blonde said Fire.
2007-10-11 15:05:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
not so dumb i'm nevertheless giggling so i imagine it changed into large ...thanks back for sharing the grins it truly is what human beings favor more desirable of ..HUMOR...because it receives a grin on peoples faces who many times do not smile on a time-honored foundation ....once back my in call for declaring stay,love and snort and stay your existence to the fullest...hehehe
2016-10-09 01:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-11 21:54:24 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure thing,
wouldn't want to confuse anyone now would he
Cheers
2007-10-11 15:04:51 · answer #6 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh ,that was very funny lmao pimpl.
2007-10-11 15:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
wahahhaha....
LOL
thats funny...
good one!!
:D
2007-10-11 15:10:38 · answer #8 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-10-11 16:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by ♥frisco♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Oh, I like this one! Thanks ~~
2007-10-11 15:26:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋