creative insult?

Question

i need a creative insult to use on some kid that keeps picking on me.

and PLEASE, no yo mammas!!!!

Answer 1

You could be the poster child for why people should use birth control!

I was thinking you must have been beaten with an UGLY stick...but now I see you up close you obviously fell out of the ugly tree and hit EVERY branch on the way down!


And you should also talk in normal tones. Don't yell and act out as this will only make you look as bad as him.

Start off by saying "I am so sorry your self esteem is so low that you have to try and put others down to make you think your better." "But it is obvious it is not your fault that your father tried to pull out and so you only got half a squirt." "The best part of you is probably still on the bedroom wall."


HaHAHaHA! I LOVE that last line!

Answer 2

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
And which dwarf are you?

Answer 3

everyone has the right to be ugly but youre abusing the privilage!
how do you think your life wouldve turned out if you'd gotten enough oxygen at birth?
were your parents related?
are u really that dumb or are you making a special effort today?

Answer 4

totally depends on what exactly is happening,

but try to totally turn it around to make them look like the idiot.

like if you were say; told to give up your lunch money
you say, "If I had any money I sure wouldn't waste any of it on you".

hope you get some good ones
Cheers

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Answer 5

Okay you say I know I'm stupid but what are you fast. It works every time I do it to my little brother all the time.