the one that makes me laugh hardest gets 10 points
2007-10-11 14:05:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Boy and girl in a religious education class. The girl falls asleep.
The teacher asks a question. "Who created Earth?"
The boy pokes her with a pen and she yells, "God." She falls back to sleep.
The teacher asks another question, "Who were the Holy family?"
The boy again pokes her with a pen and she says, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph." She falls back to sleep.
The teacher asks another questrion, "What did Mary say to Joseph after their 23rd baby?"
The boy pokes her with a pen and she says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time I swear I will snap it in half!!!"
2007-10-11 15:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by Alexiolim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A saleman was driving to a convention down a long country road when his car broke down. He walked to the nearest farm house and borrowed their phone to call a garage and get the car towed. The mechanic informed him that it would take 2 days to fix the car as getting the part would take 1 day. The salesman turned and asked the farmer if there was an Inn or Hotel in town and the farmer replied, "We have an extra bedroom and you're more than welcome to it." The next night the farmer's daughter wanted to go to a drive in movie, so the farmer loaned the salesman his truck, so the salesman could take her. Early the next morning the salesman collected his car and went home.
6 months later the salesman received a letter from the farmer and this is what it said:
Dear Mr. Salesman,
Were you the one that did the pushin'?
Got the stains upon the cushion?
Got the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Since you dated my Little Nelly
She's had problems with her belly
So I think you'd better come back roun'.
A week later the farmer receives the reply from the Salesman. This is what it said:
Dear Mr. Farmer,
Yes, I'm the one that did the pushin'
I got the stains upon the cushion
I got the footprints on the dashboard upside-down.
But since I dated your little Venus.
I've had problems with my *****
So I think its 50/50 all the way round.
2007-10-11 22:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by bonnieboobabe 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man on heavy drugs & drunk wonders into a police station, & asks the police chief "where's some good places you've found dead bodies?-because I need some ideas so I can hide my wifes dead body!-I've got her out in the back of her mother's truck I stole.
2007-10-11 23:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Accident
A stranger rushed into a bar and ordered a double whisky. "Tell me," he asked the bartender agitatedly, "how high does a penguin grow?"
"Oh, about so high," replied the bartender, placing his hand some two feet from the floor.
"Are you sure?" said the stranger.
"Positive," said the bartender.
"Damn. I guess I just ran over a nun!"
2007-10-14 15:46:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A doberman pincher father tells his son a bedtime story:
"Once upon a time, the End"
"Daddy, why such a short tale?"
2007-10-11 23:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a few but I'm not good at telling them, I'll just end up screwing the whole joke up!
2007-10-12 17:33:52 · answer #6 · answered by Butter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one about the fairy, the elephant and the pregnant lady.
2007-10-11 23:00:11 · answer #7 · answered by Invisible 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time my sister had a party and my dad was somewhere and his pants fell down so he got my mom to get a towel
2007-10-11 21:59:01 · answer #8 · answered by Miley M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋