My Church Newsletter Deadline?

Question

I got this newsletter for church and it's deadline is due on Sunday, October 14th. What should I do? I never missed the deadline before.

Answer 1

Is it already too late to do the newslatter?
If not---
Fudge a little!
Use fillers.
For example, some jokes"When Jesus was a kid going to school in Nazareth, there was a power failure and all the other kids' reports and homework were lost. They all came to school the next day hanging their heads. But the teacher, Rabbi Sholem proudly held up the one assignment that had been handed in. He then told the other children to do what the prize student always did using His computer. This was the first time any one used the phrase, "Jesus Saves"".

And Pictures!! fill up lotsa space.

And for private prayer:
What am I grateful to God for?
What do I want God to help me change about my life?
What and who need God's help (They can pray for your mother in the hospital!)

Write what you learned about keeping deadlines. And prioritizing tasks when your family life is turned upside down. (Maybe it would have been neglecting higher duties to have gotten the newsletter finished)

Riddles?
A crossword puzzle.
Discussion Question: Who do you know who should become a priest? Why them?
Can't think of anything else right now. Good luck/God bless you

Answer 2

What are you looking for, a topic to write about? I agree with Virginia B. Yeah! share with the people of God and those who are in the building who think they are people of God what many many people really think about our Lord and maybe you could also share with them how we have to not get angry with these people because they are only doing what the natural person without God is suppose to do. I hope this helps.

Answer 3

You might try sharing with your readers what you've learned on Yahoo Answers. Also, I'm sure they would be amazed to hear about the number of people posting questions & answers that are mocking our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ.