10. "I wanted to get my Christmas shopping done early"
9. "Used to smuggle drugs, but now everybody's into the Atkins diet"
8. "It seemed like a good idea when I was drunk"
7. "First I get caught mailing myself in a crate and now this"
6. "Rush Limbaugh has a new addiction"
5. "If I refused, Oscar Mayer was going to kill my family"
4. "I can't bring luncheon meats across the border? What is this, Russia?"
3. "Was just a decoy for the guy smuggling 800 pounds of olive loaf"
2. "How about I give you fifty pounds of bologna to make this whole problem go away?"
1. "It was medical bologna"
2007-10-11 13:30:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's really funny, you get a star! Please get more jokes that funny!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-14 06:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by Rovert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-22 00:00:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-11 13:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wonder what he was going to do with said bologna...
2007-10-11 13:52:22 · answer #4 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
I'm part Russian etc but still I thought it was funny.
2007-10-11 14:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was medical bologna! Brilliant! x )
2007-10-11 13:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-10-12 03:07:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I luv those. Very funny!! :0)
2007-10-11 13:56:01 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Petlover♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha!! You have awsome jokes! where do you get them all? Luv them all <3
2007-10-11 13:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
honest officer, this whole "Mad Cow" thing is just blown way out of proportion, the stuff is safe, it's made out of lips & well you know... there's not a spec of SRM in it.
2007-10-11 13:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-11 13:34:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋