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if you think this is funny can i have a star :)

Singing Fish
Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.'

Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.'

Jimmy: 'What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?'

Mike: 'Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish.'

Jimmy: 'Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach a parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish.'

Mike: 'That's what you think! It just so happens this fish CAN sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's driving me
crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?'

2007-10-11 12:49:16 · 8 answers · asked by misspa 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

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good one!

2007-10-11 13:01:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i don't like it but i think i gave you a star.

2007-10-11 13:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by Bubbly 3 · 0 0

Its cute and fun to read. Have a star... ^-^

2007-10-11 13:07:47 · answer #3 · answered by L-kuza H 3 · 1 0

lol! mike isnt very smart!

2007-10-11 14:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by Char 3 · 1 0

bahaha

funny!

2007-10-11 13:44:36 · answer #5 · answered by EMiLY[iloveyou] 2 · 1 0

EH

2007-10-11 14:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by Daisy 2 · 1 0

That was funny! :)

2007-10-11 13:12:55 · answer #7 · answered by Kera L 3 · 1 0

lol!

2007-10-11 16:27:20 · answer #8 · answered by ♥frisco♥ 6 · 1 0

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