A Carpathian King
Written by Semper Fi Reborn
He ruled his kindgom with a sarcastic wit,
That made men wimper like dogs.
His gaze of fire shot fear through hearts,
He fed his enemies to hogs.
He built his castle in the mountains,
Near the Carpathian Sea.
He never lost a battle,
Yet he won only three.
Divided by two, remainder one.
So he banished all math.
He had all the mathmeticians shot,
Before his noon bath.
He ruled for 40 years,
And 2.5 days.
Until he got disgusted,
And just walked away.
Seems someone had made some tuna,
And the smell made him sick.
But they still tell many tales,
Of the great King Patrick.
2007-10-11 12:26:12 · 10 answers · asked by Semp-listic! 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I LOVE IT! Thanks Semper Fi Reborn.
2007-10-11 13:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 11⤊ 0⤋
completely the Carpathian.. that evil "St. Patrick" is maximum renowned for allegedly driving each and all the "snakes" from eire.. translation: destroying the indigenous custom and ideology of those human beings. Swayze could desire to bounce, Danica can rigidity.. however the Carpathian particular can answer!
2016-10-22 02:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Carpathian is indeed a king!
2007-10-11 12:41:28 · answer #3 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
You are the KING of the poets, mate!
What a fantastic tribute to Paddy!
2007-10-11 12:52:25 · answer #4 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I love you and I will be praying for you my Brother.
God Bless!
Brother as I view how others answered, it has become apparent to me that I am an ignorant man when it comes to poetry.Please forgive me if I sounded rude, I didn't mean to.
2007-10-11 12:36:35 · answer #5 · answered by don_steele54 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Beautiful! As his official cybercrush, I most definitely think he will approve :)
2007-10-11 13:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by Kallan 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I love this poem.
Thank You.
God bless you for sharing it with us.
2007-10-11 18:26:10 · answer #7 · answered by Adelaide B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-10-11 13:41:01 · answer #8 · answered by Dondi 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Bravo!!!
2007-10-11 13:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
He will LOVE it! :)
You're great!! :)
2007-10-11 13:03:13 · answer #10 · answered by Moon :) 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋