One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay , I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
2007-10-11 11:54:28 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Guess I´m misbehaving then!LOL!
Nice Joke!
2007-10-11 11:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehe
Father agnostic and sister mary got one they emailed it across to me it read...........
For your info.......?
Thought For The Day
"Good looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart. You're blessed with both!"
flattered ?
Don't be ,
this message was sent to ME!!
I just wanted YOU to read it.
2007-10-11 12:20:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-11 12:24:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it also said to tell the bad people to eat alot of Bananas.
2007-10-11 12:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by zmanzono 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not to be a braggert, but in the e-mail he told us not to tell any of the bad people
2007-10-11 12:07:30 · answer #5 · answered by drummerboy283 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, couldn't tell you.
Mine MUST have been blocked by the SPAM filter.
2007-10-11 12:00:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have 1 jk but i have a question how do u know?
and how do you know god has email?
2007-10-11 12:03:01 · answer #7 · answered by nick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
im sad now:[ i wanted to talk to god:[ i have soo much to ask nd thank him for
2007-10-11 11:59:56 · answer #8 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, God says we can't tell you
2007-10-11 12:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by Emtie El © 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....great joke!! star 4 u!
2007-10-11 12:38:41 · answer #10 · answered by ღ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋