2007-10-11 10:33:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ive lost her
2007-10-11 10:52:17 · update #1
her being an apple - i like to name my fruit
2007-10-11 10:54:39 · update #2
I bet she's a beautiful young lady, with ringlet curly hair. A real chip off her mothers block..............
I bet young apple would ask for sausage and monk if she were hungary & thirsty, he-he.
I bet she has only had tow tempery outburst type thingy's in her whole life too, bless her tired & hungary little cotton socks..........
If I'm guessing, I bet she'd have a sister called Neow, the footballing ace..............
Sigh, if only I could see more of Apple.............. More of Neow and most importantly, more more more (Billy Idol-Rebel Yell) of her absolutely beautiful swoon, swoon, to die for, mother.......................................................................
2007-10-11 10:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea… I remember your sweet little apple. She was a juicy sanguine little beaut’.
I'll never forget her 'cuz after the first time I set my eyes on her...I couldn't stop thinking about her for days.....All I wanted to do was eat her all up ........but as time went by, I just tried to forget about her.
(#1)
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/92/62/22196292.jpg
So, then the other day I took a ride on out to the country. I stopped by this old trough to have a few, and leave the world behind.
While there I saw a bunch of cute apples lounging around…..then in come a bunch of salivating city pigs hurrying on into the mix like they own the place.....
(#2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL9GlU2NFGE
Then I saw her…There she was! Thankfully they were all of a different kind …. Once again she stood out ....like a ruddy sore thumb…I knew I had to "save" her from this mess of vicious animals, but it was too late! She was being taken out back with one of the swine …
…. I can’t believe it! …I had to find her…
I looked in the pot...NOTHING!
I left and ended up looking in on all the pits in the vicinity....I wouldn't stop until I found her …
Finally, hours later… I found it ....the den they were in…
She burned up the night with that damn hog!
(#3)
http://www.storehauz.com/lechonPam.jpg
I busted the door open.... She just laid there frozen, wiped out and pale! …..It may be too late....but she still hadn't been made into sauce. That bastard looked like he had more than his fill. He was passed out cold.
I stepped in, grabbed her from his clutches, swept her into my arms flying out the door to my ride.
Heading on to my place, the entire way we didn’t say a word to each other. She was bruised up. I just gently polished her, and let her rest. Arriving home I carried her inside. I lay her down to sleep it off, and head back out to the store to pick us up some breakfast.
When I got back ….I walked in, and my heart dropped to the floor!!!
…. There she was …all sliced and diced… she was NOT EVEN SAFE FROM THE LITTLE PIGS!!!
(#3)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c__9OvvCIvY&mode=related&search=pig%20pigs%20apple
I am sorry …. I know she would have wanted me to give you her core, and maybe we can make and share her essence in a sweet little pie……MMMmmmmm!
(#4)
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May she rest in pieces…um eh’.....peace.
I hope her pie is safe from a nut(meg).
(#5)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2274789365727533680&q=sexy+apple+pie&total=19&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
2007-10-11 22:55:24 · answer #2 · answered by William C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooops, I thought ye didnae want it. I used it fur a wee sweet apple pie!!!
2007-10-11 18:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by Angela M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As in "apple of one's eye" ?
2007-10-11 17:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oops!! I forgot to tell you I have seen it rolling away in the street.
2007-10-11 20:23:18 · answer #5 · answered by jillybilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
William Tell was the last one to be seen with it!
2007-10-11 17:49:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think Mac put it on the Windows!
LOL!
2007-10-11 17:40:42 · answer #7 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You would think that a person whose name is TA-DAH !
could never lose anything.
2007-10-11 17:44:57 · answer #8 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I found it on the table TA DAH!
2007-10-11 18:28:42 · answer #9 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like ur name ... ! though ... I prefer Ta da lol its an H diff .. =D
2007-10-11 17:46:27 · answer #10 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋