A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its
way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a
young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other,
because they are giving each other looks.
Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the
sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my
granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."
The General manager is setting there thinking, "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to
kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"
2007-10-11 10:32:47 · 7 answers · asked by Haitham Emad 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother
had not slapped him!"
The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, "Life is good.
How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General manager all at the same time!"
2007-10-11 10:33:09 · update #1
here take the star
this is interesting ! ;))
2007-10-11 18:23:19 · answer #1 · answered by þíиky ツツツ じò ぴé MufÇ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA! starred it! funnnny.
A dumb girl and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The dumb girl bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the dumb girl gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The dumb girl said, "No. A bet's a bet."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The dumb girl replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
2007-10-12 14:29:49 · answer #2 · answered by Niki B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That actually made me laugh out loud!
Loved the joke!10/10!
2007-10-11 10:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funni omg laugh hurts.
2007-10-11 10:40:34 · answer #4 · answered by HikariKawaii 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this joke is so old. My dad told it to me, although it was a cadet and army general.
2007-10-11 11:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by Gary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
HILLAROUS
TOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNYY
STILL LAUGHING!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH
2007-10-11 11:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by Teenager 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was pretty good!
2007-10-11 10:46:43 · answer #7 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋