A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Algonquin Park with two buckets of fish, leaving
a lake well known for a good catch.
The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”
The man replied to the game warden, “No, sir. These are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?!” the warden replied.
“Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while.
I whistle and jump back into their buckets, and I take ‘em home.”
“That’s a bunch of hooey! Fish can’t do that!”
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, “Here, I’ll show you. It really
works.”
“Ok, I’ve got to see this!” The game warden was curious.
The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game
warden turned to the man and said, “Well?”
“Well, what?” the man responded.
“When are you going to call them back?” the game warden prompted.
“Call who back?” the man asked.
“The FISH”
“What fish?” the man asked.
2007-10-11
10:29:38
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