Randomly, he will just say, "your mom", and I was wondering without getting into yo momma jokes how I can say something totally sarcastic and funny, without losing the whole funniness of the moment? No yo momma jokes!
2007-10-11 10:23:13 · 6 answers · asked by Allie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol well, the prob is i used the mom is dead line...they no she's not dead...
2007-10-11 10:28:42 · update #1
Your dad!
2007-10-11 10:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by ☆miss☆ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say this "I don't know anyone in Hong Kong who would say "Your mother" to me other than my ABC (American-born Chinese) friend Gloria. And if she said this, we'd both just laugh because we'd probably be the only people around who would understand this."
2007-10-11 17:30:57 · answer #2 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the other person. Start getting choked up and be like "My mom died when I was born."
2007-10-11 17:27:53 · answer #3 · answered by Emly The Monster *rawr* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
After he says "Your Mom",say something like is beautiful
doesn't like you
doesn't want your phone number,etc.
2007-10-11 17:27:21 · answer #4 · answered by Momof1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say to him "get off my mom, Coz I've just got off yours!!!"
2007-10-12 03:44:52 · answer #5 · answered by SuperStu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say your face...or get all serious and say,dont talk about my mom....or say i know...or thanx...just something totally off subject...maybe ignore it
2007-10-11 17:27:26 · answer #6 · answered by zammzamm! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋