Tax man what to wear?

Question

This Jewish guy goes to see the head Rabi " I'm worried " he says " I've got to see the tax man next week and I'm getting conflicting advice on how to behave, some say put on an old warn out suite, old dirty shoes and so on, and tell the tax man I have no money at the moment but as soon as I get some I will pay up. others say wear your best outfit new shoes and tell him not to worry the moneys comeing in and I will pay the tax bill shortly. What do I do?" " My daughter is getting married next week as you know" said the Rabi " And she came to me with a similar problem " What do I wear on my wedding night?" she said " Do I put on a see through nighty and little panties or play the virgin and wear a long cotten nighty?" I'll tell you what I told her, it doesn't matter what you wear your going to get f**ked.-

Answer 1

Reminds me of a Jewish friend of mine I met in the street one day who was crying bitterly.

"Hey Abe," I said "Why so upset."

"Because i just found some guy's wage packet." He sobbed.

"And your crying?" I asked.

"Yeah." He replied, "Look at the tax they took."