Q.Where can women over the age of 50 find young,sexy men,who are interested in them?
A.Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q.What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A.Keep busy.If you're handy with tools,you can finish the basement.When you are done,you will have a place to live.
Q.How can you increase the heartrate of your 50+ yr.old husband?
A.Tell him you're prenant.
Q.How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A.The next time you're in front of a mirror,take off your glasses.
Q.Why should 50+ yr.old people use valet parking?
A.Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q.Is it common for 50+ yr.olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A.Storing memory is not a prob.,retrieving it is a prob.
Q.As people age,do they sleep more soundly?
A.Yes,but usually in the afternoon.
Q.Where do 50+ yr.olds look for fashionable glasses?
A.Their foreheads.
2007-10-11 09:31:14 · 3 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! I'm not over 50 but those made me giggle and I haven't heard any of those before. Thanks for making me smile - star for you.
2007-10-11 09:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm 59 and I agree completely,
but you left out a few.
I've used my age for humor
for years and will probably
continue till I die
or till another witch
turns me into
a gopher hole.
2007-10-11 09:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...... hahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-10-11 09:36:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋