Three Virgin daughters !!!
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The First girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The Second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husbands' cigarettes, and she read the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long, King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The Third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean . Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for British Airways. The ad said: Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted...!!
2007-10-11 09:02:27 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Folks, Thank you all very much for your wonderful answers, i love you all.
Rosie: lmao, slick
g.wern; thank you sir; yes lame, i got it the first time, Have fun.
iceman here Thank u and good night.
2007-10-12 08:00:59 · update #1
loved it and had to email it to friends. thanks a lot.
2007-10-11 09:06:29 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, 168 shorts for a month, good job ,sure had not time for mum to read her note every week I guess.She had to be on all fours .,Poor girl she can't sit straight right now I sure, hence she managed to send mum the message after a whole month at least.
Wonder what the number of times it would be till date, do try and answer this question for fun.
2007-10-11 09:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by Barbara A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Freaky but very funny. Poor British Airways GIrl...
2007-10-11 09:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome man!
Now i got something for u ,
It's a joke:
A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'
The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.
'Your turn,' says the man.
'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'
So did u like it?
Rosie
2007-10-12 06:13:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If, in the process the technique, your great Suds and graceful Deluxe Enema kit breaks, please a million. get rid of all available factors. 2. pass to the closest emergency room ultimate needs, and have a squeaky sparkling day!
2016-10-06 12:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by savitz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2007-10-11 09:26:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mwaahhh hah hah haaa ha
2007-10-12 07:03:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that's a star for sure
2007-10-11 09:06:36 · answer #8 · answered by wcs_n_ms 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bloody great gag
but it is also like a fairy story
BRITISH AIRWAYS
what about the LOST LUGGAGE
2007-10-11 09:31:55 · answer #9 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao brilliant!
2007-10-11 09:25:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wrote that
2007-10-11 09:06:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋