Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Cos sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q. What's the mating call of the blonde?
A. "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they go answer the door.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."
2007-10-11 08:32:19 · 22 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good ones
2007-10-11 16:36:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!!! I just will never understand why anybody would be offended by theses jokes! There Jokes People not meant to be taken seriously !! I was a blonde once and find blonde jokes sooo funny! I'd say more but I'd probably get violated!! Blondes with a sense of humour have more fun than those who don't!! Keep them coming!!
2007-10-11 10:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny. I am a blonde and I still love blonde jokes.
2007-10-11 08:36:20 · answer #3 · answered by Laughing with you not at you 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love these blond jokes.
2007-10-11 14:02:51 · answer #4 · answered by Nicey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing about this "question" is that I can NEVER remember them! And of course I am blonde,lol.
2007-10-11 08:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by lisa s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm blonde and I think some of these are cute.
2007-10-11 08:36:24 · answer #6 · answered by Diana A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde jump off the building?
She thought her pad had wings
2007-10-11 08:36:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
OMG!!!!
that first one was sooo wrong but also soooooo funny.
loved them all!!
have a star!!
2007-10-11 21:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao loved them , thx for the laugh....star!
2007-10-11 08:56:03 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha!
Brilliant! keep 'em coming!
10/10 and a star for you *
2007-10-11 11:42:09 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋