him to read it thoroughly.it says;
1; please dont talk to my breasts as you wont be meeting them
2 ;if you want to control someone sleep with the remote
3; i always choose chocolate over men-always
4; 51%love goddeess 49%b*tch
5; my sexual preference is no
6; my body is a temple,now get on your knees and pray
7; its not the size that counts its......no wait,size does count
8; remember you horny piece of dirt,girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice
9; men are like hardwood floors,lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever
10;save your breath for your inflatable date
2007-10-11 08:24:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's the point in going out on a date if those are her feelings?? For her, a nice night watching "Ellen" on TV while sipping a hot cup of chocolate would be more appropiate.
As told, it is not a joke. If you had written a heading like:
"The Feminist Decalogue for Males", then it would be better.
2007-10-11 08:36:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I notice that when people post jokes on here about men, they are always utlra condesending in a way that makes the man and the woman look like a jerk, but when people post jokes about women, they are usually silly and light hearted and both sexes post comments saying they like the joke and then they enjoy a good guilty-free laugh.....seems a little out of balance when you compare the two, don't you think?
2007-10-11 08:43:18 · answer #2 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. it's the personality i like 2.2 be with you i'd sleep with the cat 3.as you should 4.your a goddess 5.doesn't matter i like you 6.yes mistress 7.that's ok 8.as always girls are always nice 9.i'll be your slave 10. as u wish
2007-10-11 08:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by colin c 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And the man hands her back the paper and says "I bet you have A LOT of about to go on first dates, bye".
2007-10-11 11:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Quite right too. You deserve a star
2007-10-11 08:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should have changed the heading though.
2007-10-11 14:07:54 · answer #6 · answered by Nicey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats just not nice.
2007-10-12 12:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by HakuMomochi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch... ( A hardwood floor is saying!!!)
2007-10-11 08:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by Nibir 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
*star*
2007-10-11 08:34:40 · answer #9 · answered by pinky1128 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.! please can u answer any of my open questions
2007-10-11 08:31:25 · answer #10 · answered by ...... 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋