A blonde grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde asked.
The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it
A: with a thought
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
2007-10-11 08:20:31 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am so not offended !! How dare you not offend me!! LOL
2007-10-11 09:57:08 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like blond jokes but only the first one was anyway funny...sorry bub
2007-10-11 15:29:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!!
all i can say is thank God that im a brunnette although i have blonde moments sometimes.
lol
2007-10-12 04:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do you make fun of blondes even if a blonde makes a blonde joke it is not funny and me as a natural blonde find it rude and offensive
2007-10-11 15:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by ┼ Food ● Sama ┼ 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
nice ones
2007-10-11 23:29:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked!!!
You're on a roll tonight!!
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2007-10-11 18:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These jokes are crap. I like blonde jokes, but these suck big hairy donkey bollocks.
Reading them has caused me a minute of my life that i will never get back, thanks.
2007-10-11 15:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by freak4it 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny
2007-10-11 15:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by pandasex 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-10-11 15:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by Tilly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there kinda funny i guess...........but my sis is a blonde so im mad at u!
u shouldnt make fun of blondes!!!!!!!!!!=P =Ã
2007-10-11 15:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Kayley W☺ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋