The virginity test?

Question

Two polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding..."I'm not sure
if my future bride is a virgin or not."
His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need
is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball
red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says
'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit her with the
shovel!"

Answer 1

hahahahahaha lol ♣

Answer 2

You sound like you are already being humiliated and since your hymen is intact (which is not a good indicator of virginity anyway since sports and tampons can tear) that should be enough. However to have to prove yourself and not be taken at your word is humiliating and insulting and the first step to you being well and truly controlled. Will your husband-to-be have a virginity test and an STD screen? Stop thinking about what this man and your parents want and start thinking about *you*. You are your most important person, no one else, if you want this then go in with eyes wide open to how your husband-to-be is and how your relationship will be. Don't go in blind like you currently are. You don't know this man or how he will treat you, that is more important then who'se ****** who, the fact that he rates it as more important just shows what little he thinks of you as a person.

Answer 3

Funny. Only people with a sense of humor will get it.

Answer 4

Nice one . I like the punch line.

Answer 5

Thats funny.lol

Answer 6

a very scientific test that.good joke

Answer 7

thats funny

Answer 8

Okaaaay....

Answer 9

LMAO!! Funny!!

Answer 10

still waiting for the punch line...