2007-10-11 07:11:20 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Consumer Electronics ➔ Cameras
hahahaha.. omg.. where do you think of this stuff? what position do you sit in on your chair? lol does it help to think of this stuff?
2007-10-11 07:15:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Next time grip the camera carefully in your hands when you climb in with it. That steadies the camera. If possible use the IS feature of the camera as well.
Remember to set a high enough shutter speed to freeze the motion, and bracket your exposure during the wash, rinse, and spin cycles.
As for the lighting, I'd recommend one light bouncing off your tidy-whiteys, another carefully aimed sock-lamp, and a couple of backlights, diffused by the teeshirts.
Depth of field is critical, as you are in tight quarters. Use a fairly small aperture, so the sides of the washer, as well as the unmentionables are in sharp focus.
Powered detergent can add texture during early shots, but liquids evoke 70's Haight-Ashbury type images. I'd avoid any bleach products as that can lead to overexposure.
Be sure you have NiMH rechargeable batteries and carry extra. You wouldn't want to miss the photo of a lifetime because of battery failure. After all, you might look dumb.
If you want efficiency, wear your dirtiest clothes during the shoot and maximize the investment of your quarters.
Oh yes, one more thing. For maximum effect, find someone who owes you lots of money or has done you wrong. Borrow their best digital camera, bringing along a camera bag with a selection of their finest lenses. If possible, also borrow their cellphone, so you can call them to return the equipment later.
Before returning the equipment, consider the upcoming chapter on "How to Take Photos Inside a Microwave". I know you'll have some real award winners there!
p.s. No photography equipment was harmed in the giving of this advice. All advice is fictional and not intended to reflect real advice. Any resemblance to real advice, past or present is purely accidental. Void where prohibited by common sense.
2007-10-11 12:45:36 · answer #2 · answered by George Y 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-29 05:01:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did you do put it on an economy cycle? why on earth did you want to take a picture of the inside of your washing machine! this just proves that men are dumber than women!!
no offence to you but there is not one woman i know that would do that! lmseao! i hope you are joking! i think you are! but if you are not then you will now need to buy a new camera! by the way is it still in one piece
2007-10-11 07:20:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You probably had the machine on the wrong cycle. Buy a new camera and try it again.
2007-10-11 07:16:27 · answer #5 · answered by JP32 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm! Better invest in a brain transplant then waste money on a new camera.
2007-10-11 07:29:24 · answer #6 · answered by pdf417 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use cold water next time, and switch off the spin cycle. If this does not work, get a new hobby
2007-10-11 07:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by the ferrari man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet you didn't use an Automatic washing powder because if you had anything automatic should just be a bit cleaner! Try tumble drying it see if that helps!
2007-10-11 07:20:01 · answer #8 · answered by libbyft 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think men were supposed to know how to turn a washing machine on.
2007-10-11 07:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
That sucks. Next time you want to do that get a water proof disposable camera.
LOL nerdo.
2007-10-11 07:19:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Emily ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only air heads would do something so stupid like that
you must had taken way too many hits to the head and what the heck have you been smoking
looks like that you're going for the "I'm the Biggest Moron of the Year Award" because you just got that award
2007-10-11 08:47:19 · answer #11 · answered by DEAD II 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋