I have designed a confession booth with a bathroom attachment. You see, I spend so much time in there confessing, that I got tired of taking bathroom breaks. I figure there are other sinners out there like me...
I have also designed one with a ventilation hole at about the priest's eye level for people with asthma, somehow I don't think that will sell very well.
2007-10-11 05:02:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think talking about this in such an irreverent way is a sin. Now sit in that toilet and tell me all about it.
2007-10-11 07:16:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have patient priests!
My father invented an Angel Cage. You put people inside, and when they come out, they are angels. Maybe if you would avail yourself of that, you would not need to go to confession!
2007-10-11 05:08:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Think you;ll be a rich man soon.The bathroom one is a very great idea as you can do 2 things at the same time.The asthma one is very artistic also...Are you going to make other inventions; and you will need your own airplane to go to other countries to sell your inventions..
2007-10-11 06:14:50 · answer #3 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now u just need to put a bed in there so u can sin and confess at the same time!!
2007-10-11 05:09:56 · answer #4 · answered by pandasex 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you keep doing things that you think need confession for, why do you keep doing them?
2007-10-11 05:07:44 · answer #5 · answered by Flatpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you never know till a try! good one ! I'm just glad confession is never on my list!
2007-10-11 05:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why doesn't the priest just make confessional house-calls?
2007-10-11 06:02:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so out of date. Drive-through confessionals are the future. They even have a catchy slogan: "Toot and tell or go to hell."
2007-10-11 05:19:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, piss...
You mean we're actually suppose to "confess" in those things...?
(Marla?!? You told me those were sex booths...I want my money back...)
2007-10-11 10:48:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now it needs a name...
Lectern-a-trine
Porta-prostrater
Cleansosoul
2007-10-11 06:01:13 · answer #10 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋