A FIREMAN came home from work one day and said to his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go."
"From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled
"BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!" the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!" they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "BELL4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied
"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
2007-10-11 04:51:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, ouch!
2007-10-11 05:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny Bell 1, Bell 2 Bell 3 I think about alot with lets say Irish Eyes w/ thick wavy hair~~~~"SHE" will say if Bell 4 is required...hahahahaha
2007-10-11 05:04:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-05-21 22:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Medium
5 out of 10
2007-10-11 04:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, it is really good. Without saying an obscene word, you convey a lot of obscenity. That really makes a joke enjoyable.
2007-10-11 05:06:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-10-11 04:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have to tell my wife that one when she gets home from work tonight. I am still laughing so hard I cannot stop.
2007-10-11 05:15:25 · answer #7 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe...I gotta keep this one to share too! Man...you know how to keep a girl in stitches babe! LOL Good Job!!! =D
2007-10-11 05:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
heard it b4 but still haha
2007-10-11 05:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny i loved it!! keep them rolling
2007-10-11 04:57:48 · answer #10 · answered by *~krazi~* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. that's a good one.
2007-10-11 04:57:21 · answer #11 · answered by Gone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋